February 2012
172 posts
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Feb 22nd
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Fuckin Adele.
She’s all like “I can sing bitches, wassup” And we’re all like
Feb 22nd
Anonymous asked: Lol, glad you liked it, if only we lived near by.
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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WELL
Tampico goes good with ANYTHING. Even ROOTBEER schnapps.
Feb 22nd
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Peppermint Schnapps and Tampico are a wonderful combination
Feb 22nd
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RANDOM LIGHT JUST CAME ON IN THE HOUSE
Feb 22nd
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Me: Rihanna is working on a song with Chris Brown…. Mom: Okay Me: This bitch needs to be slapped… Mom: >.> Me: <.< Mom: Me: Mom: Me: OH…yeah hahaahhahahahahaaha
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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“You see what he looked like right before he died? He looked like AIDS.”
– My mother.. bahahaha
Feb 22nd
Anonymous asked: I would love to have a crazy sex session with you, while the Skyrim intro music is playing in the background. :)
Feb 22nd
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Reblog if you want marry with Dave Grohl.
deivi-grun: ledizepilin: take—it—easy: punk-floyd: 606kiwis: OMG, the notes. just reblogging for the fact this has almost 200 million notes. no homo You’ll be wanting. He is already married to me. - Jordyn Blum
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
ijusthaventearnit asked: I looked in the fridge today and noticed a piece of cake with a note that said "Don't eat me." Now there's an empty plate and a note, "I don't take orders from cake."
Feb 21st
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dontmesswiththebest: Dad: *walks in, sees me on computer* Hey sweetie, what are you up too? Me: I’M TRYING TO FIND THE STUPID AIRPORT! Dad: Me: Dad: Me: Dad: Okay, be safe.
Feb 21st
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Feb 20th
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Shit. One person reblogs a photo I posted like 2 days ago THEN BOOM everyone does… Crazy thing this tumblr shit is…
Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
To be honest, I just want some rough morning sex.
Feb 20th
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I talk about eating babies too much.
Feb 20th
SO IM TRYING TO FUCKING SLEEP
Then mother dearest walks in and all like “HAHAHAHA OH KELLY, YOU SO FUNNY!!!” >.> No, she isn’t mom…
Feb 20th
Feb 20th
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So...
I went to the One Million Mom’s website and did a little reading.
Feb 20th
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